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[31 Jan 2006|03:36pm] |
Went to the gym today and I feel good, I want to go regularly! DAMMIT I hope I can do it, I certainly have the breaks for it during the day. I also want to get regular with my homework dammit, well at least I can count on my hands the number of classes I've missed overall this semester, this is a hardcore difference from most other semesters.
Anywho, still awaiting the verdict on whether I get the class I need to graduate or not. oh well. We'll see.... I'll graduate with you Christine if its the last thing I do dammit!
Rob! We're winning tonight, its on, i am pumped, I am going to work so hard bud! I swear, I'll even go for some shots and score a freaking point! I WILL score one.
Sydney.... fucking hot.
I'm hungry. Man, salads at school are so damn good.
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[18 Jan 2006|02:13pm] |
- If you chew gum while peeling Shit then it will stop you from crying!
- Shit was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
- Every day in the UK, four people die putting Shit on.
- Ideally, Shit should be stored on its side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
- A Shitometer is used to measure Shit!
- Shit cannot swim.
- Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Shit supply.
- Shit will become gaseous if its temperature rises above -42°C.
- During severe windstorms, Shit may sway several feet to either side.
- Finding Shit on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
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| getting rather under the influence tonight |
[23 Dec 2005|12:38pm] |
HOHOHO! Tonight is the party, at X-tines house y'all! Gift exchange is going to be interesting, I still haven't bought my gift and its in 9 or so hours haha! how typical...
Well folks, times have been rough these past couple days I shan't give details, but yuor humble protagonist lost his mind more than once... and it stings insideto think about it. So I shan't.
but in short, I am very sorry. I am who I have always been it appears, and I hate myself for it regularly.
anyways, enough emo talk, I killed the two children that live in my house yesterday at king of teh mountain yesterday. Actually it was pretty pathetic. We arrive at the mountain, and I took my position. they stood still... I said 'come on guys" then it ook a step towards them and they both drop to fetal position begging for their lives.. this after days of taunting me about how they were going to crush me... lmao.. kids... so useless.. but so good to eat.
Anyways. I am wishing a merry Xmas to all, I'll be VERY busy the next couple of days, party, Xmas with family etc... so have a good one all.
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| my letter to santa |
[21 Dec 2005|12:49pm] |
 Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) giallorosso and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In June I bought porn for mr_midnight (-10 points). In February I gave cheesebud a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Monday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Thursday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-780 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
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| What the delio? |
[21 Dec 2005|07:13am] |
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Ok everyone in Livejournal land! So, after many many weeks of sleeples nights, and this is no exageration, I think I've slept the least these past few weeks then I ever have, I am officially living for 2 years less now,I have completed 1 7 pages essay, 1 11.5 page essay, and 4 exams, almost all of which had barely a multiple choice component. this was an intense exam period I must, and one fraught with emotion. I barely got to see Sydney during any of the preceding 3 weeks, and hen we finally had some time together, which was after my last exam, she booked her ticket later than our last exam so we could do wonders together, I still had a crummy 10 page paper to write as an extra paper. So, The night of the 15th, we said, fuck it! We went out to Kanda, and had a rip roaring good time with James, and we all ate so much sushi, I think we ate a small rice field and a lake. After Kanda, the fun would end there though, our much desired plans of going out dancing were ruined by the need for each of us to work on our paper., we slept well the 15th (relatively well) woke up the 16th, and spent Sydneys extra day in montreal, working on the paper... Which she finished, but I came nowehere close too. My topic was very very broad, i was a little in over my head. Come the end of the 16th, we went around Montreal to run some errands, which was very nice, I love walking around downtown during winter, so nostalgic, and it makes it more special to do it with someone really special to be around. Come back to her room, We kept working, it turns out she ended up finishing so late, we both barely slept. She started to pack, and we cleaned up the room.
Just a side note, girls, hair... WHAT THE FUCK? keep it on your head! I swear I've never see so much hair NOTon a someones head in my life outside a hair parlor lol... This Irene girl sure must be stressed, but then again all she ever does is Study, she had patched of hair all over the carpet around her desk. it was kind fo scary actually. Saturday morning brought much sadness to me, when I went to accompany Sydney to teh Airport. We had some fun along the way, and we ate a quick lunch together before all too soon I saw her walk away through the gate and dissapear into the next room.
So the story picks up and we are seperate, i finish my food, and proceed to spend the next 4-5 hours getting home from Dorval, for reasons of taking wrong busses, busses not showing up, slow metros, and waiting for the 9... i love waitign for the 9.I finally got home, obviously way too tired to do any work. I slept, woke up in the evening (this is only a couple of hours later folks) dawdled a bit, then got to work, all night, each night I spent like this, expectign to hopefully get my paper in by the next morning, it wasn't until yesterday that this would actually happen, so the past 3 days have been one long sleepless, shut-away in my basement room, staring at a book and a computer screen, playing with nunchucks and etching into my stick/staff thingy to prevent from losing my mind. On the note of the nunchucks, I found a website that shows these moves for them, and I've been practicing, man the guy who does these moves is really good, and he's just a regular young adult like me! anyways, So I finsih the paper, go to school. Oh yeah, I gave James his laptop back that afternoon, I was planning on getting him right after his exam at 12, and I did. The toilet was already closed and I closed the closet.
BTW, SOHO is really good liquor, its lychee flavored! James let me taste his. then he left and I left to go print out my paper and give it in. At the same time I went to buy a card from Hallmark, since I ahd no time to make one, and I put it in his mailbox, brought him mypaper and a movie he lent sydney. He seemed genuinely pleased to hear i learned something from it, we discussed it a bit before I wished him merry christmas and I left. I was so happy.
I took the train home, played some computer games with patrick, missed Sydney, so I wrote her some emails, but then i got too tired, and could wait for her no longer (she was otu shopping so I couldn't chat with her), I went to sleep. I woke up today at 6, and I am planning on going to sleep, btu I'm kinda too excited about being free finally taht I don't want to waste any time haha. I'm going shopping today.. anyone care to join me? XMAS GIFT TIME! COMMERCIALISM AND CONSUMERISM, HERE I COME!
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| this thing called sleep |
[09 Dec 2005|09:48pm] |
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So I tried this thing called sleep just now, and let me tell you, its a fine biological process we have here... 3 down, 1 and 2 papers to go...
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[07 Dec 2005|12:34pm] |
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My head is swimming with my feeble understanding of Planet earth (i.e. EPSC 201) my exam is in T-minus 1.5 hours. What shall I do? I think this exams will not go excellently, but shall go by mediocrilly (spelling?) at best. More important to me however, is how I am going to avoid failing Biochem 311 again, and write a 10 page chinese culture paper of which I haven't a clue where to start (I haven't even a topic) in a span of 21 hours. this is excludings sleeping/eating/bathroom/traveling time. *sigh* and then, a period of 16 hours to not fail proteins. again excluding the aforementioned times. I blame metamorphic rocks. Why? because there just had to be a third type. igneous and sedementary just wasn't enough. A rock ia a rock. no one cares because they don't even taste good.
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| survey 1 |
[27 Nov 2005|07:13pm] |
PART 1 - THE DRINKS
FAVOURITE BEER: I'm nto a beer person, if you count fruity beers though, i would say probably The Sangrita flavored one. i don't rememebr which kind it was... maybe boomerang?
FAVOURITE SHOOTER:I had a mint tia maria shot once and really liked it
FAVOURITE HARD ALCOHOL:Either bailey's(if that counts) or That liquor i bought for sydney... dammit what's it called again, it tastes like wildberry pie.
ARBITRARY NUMBER OF DRINKS TO GET DRUNK: depends how fast its drunk, but let's say 3 beers in one hour and I'm getting pretty happy.
ANY DRINKS OF YOUR OWN CREATION?:umm... naw I'm usually too lazy to mix... unless it's some kind of cream liquor in coffee or tea, or white wine in gingerale, but there's nothing original about those.
BEST DRINK YOU'VE EVER HAD:No idea, I don't even rememebr what half the drinks I've had tasted like...
WORST DRINK YOU'VE EVER HAD:guiness... so bitter
PART 2 - THE ESTABLISHMENTS**
BAR YOU CAN USUALLY BE FOUND AT:Sir winstons... but I rarely go these days
FUNNEST BAR YOU HAVE BEEN TO: Sir winstons... great bar/dance floor,a nd its free entry!
DIRTIEST BAR YOU HAVE BEEN TO: foufoune electrique.. ya.. it was weird
BAR WITH THE BEST LOOKING WAITRESSES: I don't look at those kind of things *gasp*
BAR/CLUB WITH THE BEST MUSIC: don't they all play the same thing?
BAR/CLUB WITH THE WORST MUSIC: ??
FAVOURITE PLACES TO GET DRUNK: With friends in their rooms or at a bring your own win restaurant
*PART 3 - YOUR DRUNK FRIENDS**
YOUR DRINKING CREW CONSISTS OF: Umm I never really had one, but if I did it's have to be mainly sydney and james... the occasional other friends come too.. but i don't feel like listing a milluion names.
WHO GETS NAKED THE FASTEST (IN PUBLIC, NOT THE BEDROOM)? I've never really seen anyone undress in public... not that i can recall anyway
THE LOUDEST DRUNK IS: well, me
THE FUNNIEST DRUNK IS?: ivan is rather comical... James is of course always a blast, but I think Some of my froshies from this year are pretty hilarious...
THE BEST DRUNK DANCER: haha Ivan hands down
MOST LIKELY TO CRY WHEN DRUNK: Me... if I get to drunk water works are likely to break down
MOST LIKELY TO PUKE/PASS OUT: DAVE KANTERS haha (inside joke)
CRAZIEST THING YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS DID DRUNK: UMM... I don't think we've ever done much of anything crazy... I almost made otu with shaun once...
**PART 4 - WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK**
THE BEST DRUNK TIMES HAPPEN WHEN: You're out with friends, everyone else is drunk to, and you get to dance with someone at least once
FAVOURITE DRINKING GAME: THE FUCK GAME!!!
HOW YOU ATTEMPT TO PICK UP MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX WHEN DRUNK:Well I've never really done this much.. but I basically just ask to dance, and get a conversation going on the dance floor and hope to charm..
FINISH THE SENTENCE: ONE TIME I WAS SOOO DRUNK: i forgot how I managed to make my way to sydney's apartment, my next concious memory was right after I finished throwing up 4 times into her toilet. I went outside and realized I threw up all over her carpet which i spent 5 hours the next day cleaning up.
FAVOURITE THING(S) TO DO WHILE DRINKING: Dance, be loud... be crazy. Walk in the streets of montreal.
THE LAST TIME YOU GOT DRUNK WAS: umm.. Well i got a bit tipsy last night at my moms.. we had wine
TIME OF THE YEAR TO DRINK: haha... all the time silly
BEST REASON/EXCUSE/JUSTIFICATION TO DRINK: I need to relieve my stress levels
NEXT TIME YOU PLAN ON GETTING DRUNK?: soon, but not soon enough
PART 5 - VOCABULARY**
WORDS YOU USE INSTEAD OF "DRUNK": smashed, wasted, pissed, warm, very happy, gone
THINGS YOU SAY EXCESSIVELY WHEN DRUNK:I'm sorry
NEW WORDS/PHRASES CREATED IN THE HEAT OF DRUNKEN TIMES: haha, if I rememebered, then I wasn't drunk enough.
DO YOU HAVE THE TENDENCY TO PHONE ANYONE AND EVERYONE YOU CAN THINK OF THAT IS NOT PARTYING TO TELL THEM THEY SHOULD PARTY? I can thinkof one particular occasion, right before I went on a chicken noodle soup buying spree.
yay fun survey.
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[27 Nov 2005|08:22am] |
i am pleased, I got my clever post from my anonymous fan. In other news, I went to my mom's yesterday to put up the Xmas tree as is the yearly tradition... only to find out that apparently they aren't having a tree this year. WHAT WHAT WHAT??? Just to let you know, my mom's always has this huge and elegant looking tree with an extensive village underneath exquipt with choo choo train and all. And they go from that to nothing? very sad, especially since I was hoping to have my Xmas with sydney there. Ah well fear not I'm trying to convince them to have it afterall... we shall see if my plan works.
I drove for the first time in winter. and holy crusty crackers it's slippery, especially when you don't have winter tires!
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| comments are fun |
[26 Nov 2005|09:44am] |
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Who is this anonymous person leaving most interesting and well thought out comments in my journal? If you really think i'm pathetic why waste your time on someone pathetic? And if you did want to, I'm sure you'll very easily find hundreds of emo journals out there in which some poor sap cries about his life and cuts his penis every day to feel alive.
And anyways i would hardly call what I wrote here boasting. But just in case I am mistaken i did a little research. First off, boasting. The word itself means to show off or speaking of yourself in superlatives. Since I found the first meaning to not really explain much, I chose to clarify the meaning of the second meaning. Wikipedia defines superlative as (basically) an adjective or adverb that indicates that a member of a set transcends the other members in some way. think for example if we were talking about several trees. The TALLEST and/or SMALLEST trees, we are talking about them in terms of superlatives. Usually these words will involve the suffix -est or will have the words most and/or least attached to them.
Ok i'm sure I could go into much more detail into superlatives, but I think it's clear I used no such distinctions in any part of my description of going into a bathroom with another girl. In fact I would say that my reference to such was rather neutral in tone... let us examine neutral a little more. Now wikipedia has a fantastic section on describing the neutral point of view. I have an excerpt, which I find will carry the meaning rather well. "The neutral point of view attempts to present ideas and facts in such a fashion that both supporters and opponents can agree. Of course, 100% agreement is not possible; there are ideologues in the world who will not concede to any presentation other than a forceful statement of their own point of view. We can only seek a type of writing that is agreeable to essentially rational people who may differ on particular points."
Now I would like to quote my previous post.
"She yells at sydney for things like 'not respecting her privacy and space by going into the bathroom with me' to not stay in the room and disrupt her sleep"
You know it has just occurred to me that this is the only reference I made of the whole bathroom thing and my entire reference was a quote from her roommate. As such, it is inherently neutral since I am merely reiterating what was said in sydney's room.
Now perhaps the argument, which is the only one I can think of, will come forth that I chose this particular segment of the entire night to post in my journal, and as such, was seeking to put particular emphasis on the event in order to, indeed, "show off". Well perhaps on a subconcious level, but the primary reason I chose to put this one up was because it was the thing she said that struck me as making the least sense.
Whew this thorough discussion has left me spent. I shall rest awhile now. *insert clever comments by anonymous below*
references:
neutral POV
superlative
boast
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[25 Nov 2005|03:22pm] |
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[24 Nov 2005|08:22am] |
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haha Jen is completely out of her mind. Jen is Sydney's crazy pscho roommate. She yells at sydney for things like "not respecting her privacy and space by going into the bathroom with me" to not stay in the room and disrupt her sleep... hello! News flash jen, not everyone has a sandy vagina for a face! Just because your jealous that no guy would even want to go into a bathroom with you because you might bite their dick off and eat it up in some satanic ritual doesn't mean everyone else around you can't enjoy what they did ruin by becoming a fucking psycho. I really wish I had woken up when she was ranting and open fire. And by fire I mean a thick strong asparagus lined stream of piss right into her left eyes, and then proceed to mat all her hair down with it as she stares in what would probably come to be pure ecstacy as her greatest dream is realized. Fuck the I guess I couldn't even do that. Cunt.
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| poopidoo |
[22 Nov 2005|03:45pm] |
I think I will change the theme of my livejournal into bitter misanthropic rants because they are really fun.
I LIKE MISSING METRO STOPS WHEN YOU'RE IN A RUSH AND YOU GET PLACES LATE BECAUSE YOU"RE A FUCKING FUCK FUCK.
more to come.
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| Boom... Halloween candy for all. |
[02 Nov 2005|01:43pm] |
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Sick. Sick... candy everywhere... sooo much... we reaped! Sydney and I destroyed halloween, we killed... we pumped out those houses so fast and hard, we left those halloween candy givers a sore hand and a "happy hallo-fucking-weem"... KING. We sang phantom of the opera and danced for two houses. Treat or TRICK Sweet. Holla back dawg.
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| Century BOOM |
[29 Oct 2005|04:33pm] |
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anyone ever done a century drinking game? 100 beer shots in 100 minutes (one per minute) doesn't sound like alot, but it totals to about 9 beers in an hour and a half. Needless to say I was fucked by the end of it. I should never have done it. I was so determined to finish I kept going even after throwing up around shot #85.... I took my shot, turned around threw up into the garbage, took my next shot then wiped my face with a napkin then took the next shot lol... I must have looked ilke a psycho.... the vacuum is currently drying the carpet i had to wash because of... insert reason why here (i'm sure you all can guess)... *sigh* I am ashamed.
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| Boom! |
[28 Oct 2005|03:41pm] |
Adrian Kutteh has me saying Boom every so often for no reason. Sick.
Yesterday at 1234 was poopidoo crap. Psychotic drunk students and crazy angry bouncer people.
I shouldn't have worn so much make up on my face...
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[27 Apr 2005|11:32pm] |
Your So Horny You could Burst At ANY Moment! You
know what you want, and you get it!
How Horny Are You?
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| (insert bomb sound here) |
[16 Feb 2005|11:47am] |
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Well... I did it. I went through with the comedy thing at Mcgill after all. At least I can say I did it, despite the fact that I totally bombed. I knew I was though. It was dead man walking. My meterial consisted of stuff my dad was laughing at the night before as well as improvised stuff. Knowing my father, this would not be stuff i would present at a Church convent. The big part of my act was toilet humor. And poor toilet humor too. The audience, I learned 5 minutes before going on, was 90% girls. Well, I believe that graphic and unclean humor goes off better on guys... anyway.\, i ended up stopping before I finished, since I had lost the audience, no point in kicking a dead horse. The ironic part is, the only laughs I got were from the improvised bits i did. Then again they were probably pitty laughs. They had judges just like americn idol, and the only good comment I got was that I felt comfortable on stage. TV Mcgill taped it, so I'm going to try to get a copy, so we can all watch it together and have a good laugh AT me.
Ironically, the part I feel worse about is not my poor performance, but a comment I made afterwards. You see When I was trying to think material up I listened to alot of comedians on the internet. I noticed that Black comedian always talk about racism and swear an excessive amount. And its funny. White comedians can't do that. Now consider that I just bombed, I want to appear cool on stage despite this so I am eager to please... a big mistake.. One of the judges says I said Fuck way too much. Here I, for god knows what reason, Say "funny you should mention that because I've always found that african americans say fuck all the time and its funny when they say it." This is almost exactly what I said. Now, maybe it seems a little racey, but I hardly think I deserved a BOO for saying that. There is no racism in that... Maybe I should have specified "african american comedians" but I thought it was clear enough what I meant. Now people probably think I am some racist, even though what I said was a freakin fact... It really pisses me off to think about it... Anyway, So there, i did it. will I ever do it again? Who knows.
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| SOON! |
[11 Feb 2005|02:02pm] |
Aiii... time is passing too fast, lab report today, army tommorrow, J-day sunday, 2 midterms monday, comedy monologue tuesday, lab report/lab thursday... what a week I've got ahead of me...
lalala...
My hair is growing out and I can already feel it taking over my head after 2 long years of crew cut supression... it's back... with a vengeance...
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